Average civilian by day and asleep by night

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automatically:

going to a buffet like

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milkaholics:

me introducing myself

basedgosh:

sorry mom im on chore limit ask me again at midnight

(Source: canadad)

(Source: crrabs)

astoundly:

sometimes i think i’m sassy and then i realize i’m just too sarcastic and borderline mean

(Source: astoundly)

worldofthecutestcuties:

Put my son to sleep in his new onesie, woke up to a bear raiding my drawers.

worldofthecutestcuties:

Put my son to sleep in his new onesie, woke up to a bear raiding my drawers.