Average civilian by day and asleep by night

earthdad:

when you tell a joke in front of a huge group of people and they all laugh

In the end, it’s the “what ifs” that hurt the most..

John (J.D.) Dorian, Scrubs

so much truth in this statement..

(via dsutt16)

oksux:

my parents have more friends than i do

waywardandwanderlust:

heartsandmagic:

Cat doesn’t know what to do with the butterfly that flew on its paw.

I can’t breathe I’m laughing too hard

waywardandwanderlust:

heartsandmagic:

Cat doesn’t know what to do with the butterfly that flew on its paw.

I can’t breathe I’m laughing too hard

p0tente:

Our sub is reading how to handle teenagers

p0tente:

Our sub is reading how to handle teenagers

(Source: whisperintoass)

teencry:

my goal in life is to be cute and so far i am failing miserably

carry-on-my-consulting-tardis:

I have two moods 

One is highly sophisticated intellectual who goes into complex thoughts and is always moody and deep

the other is an immature 5 year old that doesn’t know how to control herself or her language or her actions

there is no inbetween

(Source: lydiamartuin)

distraction:

allisonilene:

sadhailey:

HANDS DOWN THE BEST SCENE OF ANY TV SHOW EVER

YES


LOVE

distraction:

allisonilene:

sadhailey:

HANDS DOWN THE BEST SCENE OF ANY TV SHOW EVER

YES

LOVE

(Source: raduyev)