Average civilian by day and asleep by night

hunter-doctors-in-221b:

copperbooms:

go to google translate. type a sentence in english and translate it to a language of your choice. translate it again to another language. translate it again. and again. and again. translate it 6 more times. then once more. translate it one final time back to english. what are you left with? something that’s completely different than the original. 

or as we like to call it

the bible

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memewhore:

abc-dt:

This is why I HATE high fiving

HOW could they leave out Ryan Seacrest high-fiving the blind guy?

(Source: lolgifs.net)

realvsable:

*protestation intensifies*

ultrafacts:

Source If you want more facts, follow Ultrafacts

ultrafacts:

Source If you want more facts, follow Ultrafacts

jonasnightingay:

somebody please let this man retire 

(Source: chiltons-tum)

themjfox:

refreshes:

I was looking at my school’s yearbook from 2011..

Let’s talk about the kid who was dopped as a baby by his uncle…

themjfox:

refreshes:

I was looking at my school’s yearbook from 2011..

Let’s talk about the kid who was dopped as a baby by his uncle…

  • mom: how did you do on that math test you had last week
  • me: eh okay... i got a B
  • hips: no you didn't... you got a C..
  • me: mom my hips are lying..
  • mom: sweety.. hips don't lie.. ur grounded..

(Source: ruinedchildhood)

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