Average civilian by day and asleep by night

iamprincessash:

I don’t even care how this happened

iamprincessash:

I don’t even care how this happened

kawaiiapocalypse:

itsaverypotteeeersenioryear:

deeeeeeeeeeeeetitsaaaaaaaaaaaaan:

was this really worth sticking your head in a toilet

TO THE MINISTRY!

oh my fucking god

hellstarfantasy:


just let him have the pizza

hellstarfantasy:

just let him have the pizza

(Source: chosen-undead)

skoloton:

son-neko:

skoloton:

if you were expecting me to be disappointed when googling “snakes in hats” then you couldn’t be more wrong

image

Is that a venomous snake? What idiot would do that?!

clearly someone willing to make a few sacrifices in the name of fashion which is more than can be said for you

(Source: aidn)

marvelfemme:

okay marvel we’ve had a tree and a raccoon i think we can handle a super heroine movie

(Source: mrvlfm)

noobtheloser:

This will make a lot more sense to people who have seen the movie. 

theinnkeeperlibrarian:

leepacey:

a restaurant in my hometown got a review that said the servers should “show some skin” so the owner added a potato skin special to the menu and all the proceeds from the special go to the west virginia foundation for rape information services (x)

That’s exactly the appropriate response.

enjol-ras:

Whenever I see “write one interesting fact about yourself” I immediately forget everything that I’ve done and seen ever

(Source: angryfemales)

susie1x1:

Robin Williams recorded his dialogue for the Genie at the same time - and across the street from - the filming of Schindler’s List, one of the most depressing movies of all time.

After he was done every day, Robin would go across the street to cheer up the cast of Schindler and make them laugh with recordings of his improvised material from that day.

I just thought you all might want to know that story.

manybodies:

lightspeedsound:

lunapics:

theshells:

I can’t stop laughing at Harry running the fuck awaythe boy who lived ladies and gentlemen.

….You realize, of course, that Hermione Granger lit a teacher on fire when she was eleven, and kept a person alive in a jar for a year when she was fourteen, and studies dark and forbidden magics for kicks, and is one of the brightest and strongest witches of her era. If she came at me, even wandless, I would aparate to Neptune to get away from her.

Hermione Granger also: 

  • punched Draco Malfoy in the nose for being an idiot 
  • purposefully performed a confundus charm on whatshsface WHILE HE WAS FLYING just so Ron would win (omfg that is so fucking dangerous) 
  • literally pulled a fucking Bourne Identity on her parents and managed to set them up in fucking Australia (jesus christ she literally made it so that she NEVER EXISTED wtf that’s so fucking 007)
  • Convinced the Ministry of Magic to give her an incredibly dangerous and volatile device that allowed her to ALTER TIMELINES COMPLETELY (just because she was so smart, literally, that is the reason, her “potential”) 
  • Has enough basic survival skills and badass magic to literally disappear to the middle of nowhere and flourish AND figure out Voldemort’s plot with Harry 
  • Hermione also figures out not only what Voldemort’s plan is, but generally how to beat it, WAY BEFORE VOLDEMORT EVER DOES. Why? because she is just that much smarter and better at magic than everybody else

in conclusion: Voldemort wishes he could be as awesome as Hermione, that’s why he wants to kill her so bad. 

Can we rehave this series with hermione as the protagonist. 

(Source: fallforwatsonmoved)